Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
please don't ironically join a cult
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