It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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