Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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