they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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