Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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