Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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