So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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