so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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