this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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