Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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