when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Say something about gay babies.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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