Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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