You're a womanizer and a bitch.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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