redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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