He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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