she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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