So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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