do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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