I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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