I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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