i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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