Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Randomize
