I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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