True but thats because hes a fetus.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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