the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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