Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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