I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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