she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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