Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I think a kid would responsible me up
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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