It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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