Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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