you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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