Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
they're like a gay fantastic four
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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