doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
50% drunk capacity currently
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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