I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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