I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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