a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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