He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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