Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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