Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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