Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize