Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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