Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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