okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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