what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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