I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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