I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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