Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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