I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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