yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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