Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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