Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize